You
Control your adventurer with the arrow keys or the on-screen keypad on mobile. Try to get to the exit, collecting enough treasure along the way.
Rocks Off!
Mining
Egypt
Chef
Medieval
Space
Water
Caveman
Spooky
Our intrepid adventurer has blasted off into space, what wonders await?
Instructions
You are an adventurer exploring different worlds in search of treasure, facing monsters along the way.
Control your adventurer with the arrow keys or the on-screen keypad on mobile.
Collect enough treasure to open the exit and escape.
Treasure
Collect enough of these to complete the level, but beware: like rocks, they fall. Can also destroy monsters, but isn't that a waste of treasure?
Dirt
You can move through this, removing it as you go. It holds up treasure and rocks and stops monsters.
Rock
This falls downwards if not supported. Don't let it land on your head! Drop onto a monster to destroy it.
Exploding Monster
These move around edges and explode destroying a 3x3 area if something falls on them, but beware they are deadly.
Solid Wall
Surrounds each map and cannot be destroyed by any explosions. Stops the game leaking out into reality.
Treasure Monster
These move around edges and explode turning a 3x3 area into treasure if something falls on them, deadly to the touch.
Destructible Wall
Can be destroyed by explosions to open new paths through the map.
Music
“I didn't mean to get banned”
Music coming soon
Gift shops, Fishing boats, circuses, car parks
Zoos, pews, courtrooms, three storey build-ings
Using yellow lego bricks, Nor-way, magic tricks
Dairy farms, under palms, anywhere with plastic chairs
Matalan changing rooms, nuclear cleanup zones
Stony beaches, front rows, auctions, tv shows,
Every bridge in ox-ford, riding on a bus tour
Farmer’s markets, grocery stores, Sir this is a wendys
I didn’t mean to get banned. But it always happens, when I least imagine
I didn’t mean to get banned. But it’s ne-ver my fault, I’m unlucky that’s all
I didn’t mean to get banned. But it always happens when I least imagine
I didn’t mean to get banned. But it goes on and on and on and on and
Chocolate aisles in Basildon, within 5 meters of a gong
Village fairs, car-pet-ed stairs, flower shops on Sunday
Top shelf of my neighbour's fridge, airport place to weigh baggage
Under snails, forest trails, bus stops in south london
I didn't mean to get banned. Now the only place left is the Croydon Library
I didn’t mean to get banned. Just gotta keep my voice down till my books are checked out
I didn't mean to get banned. Now my sanctuary is the Croydon Library
I didn’t mean to get banned. Their shelves go on and on and on and on and on and
What book, that book, I'm sure I had it lets just look
where is it I had it here, things like that don't disappear
I can’t.. pay the fine, I’m banned from cashpoints, banks and crime
do not ban me, my last place, there's nowhere left but outer spaaace
I didn't mean to get banned. Now the only place left is in the spaceship
I didn't mean to get banned. Now I’m being chased by an a-li-en
I didn't mean to get banned. Now the only place left is in the spaceship
I didn't mean to get banned. Now I even start to miss Croydon Croydon Croydon