Rocks Off!

Mining

Egypt

Chef

Medieval

Space

Water

Caveman

Spooky

Try to get your unruly kitchen under control before it is too late!

Instructions

You are an adventurer exploring different worlds in search of treasure, facing monsters along the way.

Control your adventurer with the arrow keys or the on-screen keypad on mobile.

Collect enough treasure to open the exit and escape.

You

Control your adventurer with the arrow keys or the on-screen keypad on mobile. Try to get to the exit, collecting enough treasure along the way.

Treasure

Collect enough of these to complete the level, but beware: like rocks, they fall. Can also destroy monsters, but isn't that a waste of treasure?

Dirt

You can move through this, removing it as you go. It holds up treasure and rocks and stops monsters.

Rock

This falls downwards if not supported. Don't let it land on your head! Drop onto a monster to destroy it.

Exploding Monster

These move around edges and explode destroying a 3x3 area if something falls on them, but beware they are deadly.

Solid Wall

Surrounds each map and cannot be destroyed by any explosions. Stops the game leaking out into reality.

Treasure Monster

These move around edges and explode turning a 3x3 area into treasure if something falls on them, deadly to the touch.

Destructible Wall

Can be destroyed by explosions to open new paths through the map.

Music

“Chefs don't kill people, waiters do”

Music coming soon

Chefs don’t kill people, waiters do
It’s always something they put into your stew.
Everybody knows that rhyming makes one peckish
And Weird Al told me to eat it so I’ll have another dish

So let me give you a tale from chef hop history
With rhymes about as tight as a breakfast pastry
don’t like to boast but I’m great at cheese on toast
and if I see food I'm EATING IT

Chicken tikka masala with the spice
Fried fish with the chips on the side
Convalescing from that endless appetite
I’m a hungry dandy, geezer bite

Got me hyped from the diced garlic cloves
Fired-up with the sauce on the stove
Sunday roast filling up on my flow
Smash harder than a cheeky Nandos

Wait, what have we here?
No one’s guarding the chiller
I'm about to go beast mode
I'm about to go hungry catepil..lar

a-pples ba-na-nas and pears
scraps of red meat here and there
brie, par-me-san, ca-mem-bert
leave this stuff out if you dare

Ooooh slow it back down
Too much food in my mouth to rap now
Smell that (uh huh) more’s coming out
Lick the plate all nice for the next round

Mmm tastes nice
Everything in a pan cooked just right
(Order up!) It’s dinner time
Scoff it down real quick till I need to hide

You're not a real chef are you?
You're not a real chef are you?
Go on prepare a souffle then, Woop woop woop
Make us a sandwich, Woop woop woop

Mamma.. just killed a man.. put some bacon on his bread, he was a vegan now he's dead
Mamma.. oooo oooo... lunch had just begun
They even had some scraps of cheese but they threw it allll away

Mamma… ooooh, didn’t mean to be a fraud
I just found this chef outfit on someone’s chair
It was nice, silky white, like it was meant for me to wear

….oooo oooo...

mama mia
he's not a real chef
yes he is

he's not a real chef
yes he is
real chef real chef Cook an egg cook
… an egg then bake an apple piee

So..

..anyway, I got away that time
Even got to keep a few slices of lime
Always be suspicious when I’m dressed like this
cos if I see food I'm EATING IT