Rocks Off!

Mining

Egypt

Chef

Medieval

Space

Water

Caveman

Spooky

Take a trip to prehistory. No mobile phones, no internet, plentiful free food, and danger at every turn.

Instructions

You are an adventurer exploring different worlds in search of treasure, facing monsters along the way.

Control your adventurer with the arrow keys or the on-screen keypad on mobile.

Collect enough treasure to open the exit and escape.

Control your adventurer with the arrow keys or the on-screen keypad on mobile. Try to get to the exit, collecting enough treasure along the way.

Collect enough of these to complete the level, but beware: like rocks, they fall. Can also destroy monsters, but isn't that a waste of treasure?

You can move through this, removing it as you go. It holds up treasure and rocks and stops monsters.

This falls downwards if not supported. Don't let it land on your head! Drop onto a monster to destroy it.

These move around edges and explode destroying a 3x3 area if something falls on them, but beware they are deadly.

Surrounds each map and cannot be destroyed by any explosions. Stops the game leaking out into reality.

These move around edges and explode turning a 3x3 area into treasure if something falls on them, deadly to the touch.

Can be destroyed by explosions to open new paths through the map.

“Living my best life”

Music coming soon

No mobile phone
No color TV
No airborne drones
No Google meet
Living my best life
Free from any screens

No Twitter account
No Facebook feed
No spam emails
Are getting to me
Living that good life
No technology

No neon bulbs
To hurt my eyes
No light pollution
To cloud the sky
That outdoor life
With a starry night

No paper mills
To churn up a page
No dollar bills
To spend away
I’m living tax-free
No society

Living that easy life
A pre-historic delight
Yeah it’s just me, the rocks, and I
Nothing on my calendar
To clog up my time

No satellites
No news updates
No weather channel
To explain the rain
I’m making guesses
If lightning will break

No motorboats
No aeroplanes
No drawn-out map
To point me the way
Completely clueless
Of what’s beyond my cave

A not-so easy life
A pre-historic sight
Just me, the rocks, and I
Don’t even got a watch
To tell me the time

No plumbing pipes
No toilet seat
No a/c unit
Or internal heat
Just got a tree leaf
And rash that won’t clear

No telephone
No caller ID
No 911
For emergencies
Just a loud scream
For nobody to hear

I’d like an easy life
No pre-historic fright
Lonely me fending for my life
I’d like someone on my contact list
To get to me in time

I’d like an easy life
A pre-historic fright
Just me, the rocks, and I